The Fitness Jerk
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People call me “The Fitness Jerk’� because that’s what I am: A jerk who knows a lot about fitness.
I don’t have a cuddly personality, and I don’t care that people don’t like me. People seek me out for a single good reason: I know how to turn a weak, flabby body into a TONED, RIPPED MONSTER.
If you’re okay with your body, turn back. There’s nothing for you here. This info is meant for people who are serious about changing from fat to fit. This info is for people that want to reach their full potential, and have the determination to carry out the instructions in The Fitness Jerk.
People will stare at you on the beach when you remove your shirt. Women will love running their delicate fingers over your hard, rippled muscles.
Learn The Right Ways To Eat More & Still Lose Weight
Pacing Yourself & Developing Easy Exercise Routines
Your health and appearance are no exception. That’s why The Fitness Jerk keeps working even after you’re ripped. It was intended as a roadmap for staying in shape for life.
You now have a choice. You can resign yourself to being fat and unfit ‘” and abandon hope of getting laid, ever. You will also probably die young due to obesity-related disease (by that time, it’ll be a relief).
There are many pitchmen with personalities more pleasant than mine. They will tell you it’s possible to get ripped without much effort or sacrifice ‘” as long as you’re using their pricey supplements.
Those people are trying to exploit your desperation. They only want you to whip out the plastic and purchase their offers. Even though I’m an annoying jerk, I am honest about fitness and health. I don’t want you to buy supplements or follow a weight loss plan that could harm your health.
The Fitness Jerk program won’t jerk you around with bogus info or make false promises. There are no magic potions or supplements to buy, and you’ll see results quickly. This is a complete set of time-tested instructions that are proven to shrink massive rolls of fat. You don’t need to think very hard. Just DO WHAT I TELL YOU in The Fitness Jerk, and you’ll become HARD, RIPPED and TONED.
Still wondering if I’m full of it? Fine, don’t trust me. Just order The Fitness Jerk and OBEY. If you’re too lazy to follow the program, just concede defeat and ask for your money back. I’ll flip the bird at your refund request in the privacy of my office, but you’ll get your money back. The Fitness Jerk is 100% satisfaction guaranteed if you’re not happy with it.
If you’ve been trying to lose weight and improve your appearance without much success, good for you. Yes, seriously. You deserve credit for making an effort. Now that you’ve tried and failed a few times, it’s time to stop using fad diets, supplements and advice that doesn’t work.
What are you doing reading down here? You’re still not sure that you want to order The Fitness Jerk?
People who can’t make up their mind make no progress. I only deal with people who want to get into great shape. As for you, my indecisive friend, you can hope for is that one day there will be greater acceptance of fat people. Maybe you could audition for the cast of a weight loss reality show. Read more…
